Humor: Hypothetical conversation I imagine Pleiadians have about us
By A. S.
July 25, 2026
One Pleiadian: “So, what do Earth humans call us?”
Other Pleiadian: “They call us Pleiadians.”
“Then logic suggests that they call themselves Earths, right? Or Terrans, or Gaians, or Pachamamans?”
“Nope. They call themselves humans.”
“But we’re the same species, right? We can have children together in the normal way. If their word for our species is humans, wouldn’t it be logical for them to talk about Earth humans, Erra humans, Temmer humans, et cetera?”
“Nope. Even the spiritual ones among them, who realize we exist, may not even recognize Erra and Temmer as being their word for some of our worlds.”
“So then they call the people from Erra, Errans?”
“Nope. They refer to people from any Pleiadian world as Pleiadians.”
“Then these are wise, unity-consciousness people who recognize that truly there is no separation?”
“Nope. They murder and rape each other all the time, and are intensely territorial and violent and tribal, and split themselves into ever smaller groups.”
“That’s... disturbing. But our people from Erra and our people from Temmer have substantial cultural differences. Don’t they at least call us Erra humans and Temmer humans, et cetera?”
“Nope. They want our technology and healing and company, but they’re not that interested in us as people, and just call us Pleiadians and basically picture us as Westerners from the Earth year 2026, just prettier and more advanced. Admittedly, these people are struggling very intensely themselves, so it’s understandable -- someone who is drowning isn’t curious about other people.”
“I guess.”
“Also, calling someone an Erran sounds vaguely insulting in their dominant language, English. It’s close to ‘error’ and ‘errand’ and ‘errant’ in that language.”
“So most of their people come from the geographical region of Eng?”
“Nope. They have a concept called ‘countries’ and the country is called England. England has about 0.7% of the world’s population. However, Earth’s most dominant country was a former colony of England, and has broken free but never freed itself from the language of their former oppressors. America has about 4% of the world’s population.”
“Wait, Earth’s most populous country only has 4% of the world’s population?”
“Nope. Earth’s most populous countries, India and China, have about 17% to 18% of the world’s population. At least according to their statistics. The language English has only the third-most native speakers of any Earth language. England just used to be very dominant and advanced for a period of time, hence English is the dominant language.”
“Don’t other countries wish to de-colonize themselves from England?”
“Surprisingly little. In the past England intentionally sold drugs in China. Today, the leader of China (with 17% of the world’s population) dresses like an Englishman (which has 0.7% of the world’s population).”
“That is very strange.”
“Also, they seem to think we live in ‘5D’.”
“What does that even mean?”
“No idea. It’s not a thing that exists in tangible reality. Many Earth humans are convinced they know what 5D is, but they all have different definitions. I guess one could measure states of energy and categorize those, but they’re not even attempting to do that. Or I guess one could categorize states of spiritual development, but it’s well-known that if a person tries to describe a state of consciousness more advanced than their own, they typically produce wishful nonsense.”
“I... see.”
“Admittedly some of us have started using the word ‘5D’ as a shorthand for a vague cluster of concepts when talking to them, just because the term resonates with them.”
“Okay. And what’s their word for their solar system?”
“Solar system.”
“Yes, what is their word for their solar system?”
“Their word for their particular solar system is Solar system.”
“...”
“Anyway, why are you even attempting to gather information by asking questions? When I came back from my undercover Earth mission, I submitted all my new knowledge to the galactic network. You could have downloaded a thousand times this amount of information into your brain in a literal heartbeat.”
“I wanted to have the human experience.”
One Pleiadian: “So, what do Earth humans call us?”
Other Pleiadian: “They call us Pleiadians.”
“Then logic suggests that they call themselves Earths, right? Or Terrans, or Gaians, or Pachamamans?”
“Nope. They call themselves humans.”
“But we’re the same species, right? We can have children together in the normal way. If their word for our species is humans, wouldn’t it be logical for them to talk about Earth humans, Erra humans, Temmer humans, et cetera?”
“Nope. Even the spiritual ones among them, who realize we exist, may not even recognize Erra and Temmer as being their word for some of our worlds.”
“So then they call the people from Erra, Errans?”
“Nope. They refer to people from any Pleiadian world as Pleiadians.”
“Then these are wise, unity-consciousness people who recognize that truly there is no separation?”
“Nope. They murder and rape each other all the time, and are intensely territorial and violent and tribal, and split themselves into ever smaller groups.”
“That’s... disturbing. But our people from Erra and our people from Temmer have substantial cultural differences. Don’t they at least call us Erra humans and Temmer humans, et cetera?”
“Nope. They want our technology and healing and company, but they’re not that interested in us as people, and just call us Pleiadians and basically picture us as Westerners from the Earth year 2026, just prettier and more advanced. Admittedly, these people are struggling very intensely themselves, so it’s understandable -- someone who is drowning isn’t curious about other people.”
“I guess.”
“Also, calling someone an Erran sounds vaguely insulting in their dominant language, English. It’s close to ‘error’ and ‘errand’ and ‘errant’ in that language.”
“So most of their people come from the geographical region of Eng?”
“Nope. They have a concept called ‘countries’ and the country is called England. England has about 0.7% of the world’s population. However, Earth’s most dominant country was a former colony of England, and has broken free but never freed itself from the language of their former oppressors. America has about 4% of the world’s population.”
“Wait, Earth’s most populous country only has 4% of the world’s population?”
“Nope. Earth’s most populous countries, India and China, have about 17% to 18% of the world’s population. At least according to their statistics. The language English has only the third-most native speakers of any Earth language. England just used to be very dominant and advanced for a period of time, hence English is the dominant language.”
“Don’t other countries wish to de-colonize themselves from England?”
“Surprisingly little. In the past England intentionally sold drugs in China. Today, the leader of China (with 17% of the world’s population) dresses like an Englishman (which has 0.7% of the world’s population).”
“That is very strange.”
“Also, they seem to think we live in ‘5D’.”
“What does that even mean?”
“No idea. It’s not a thing that exists in tangible reality. Many Earth humans are convinced they know what 5D is, but they all have different definitions. I guess one could measure states of energy and categorize those, but they’re not even attempting to do that. Or I guess one could categorize states of spiritual development, but it’s well-known that if a person tries to describe a state of consciousness more advanced than their own, they typically produce wishful nonsense.”
“I... see.”
“Admittedly some of us have started using the word ‘5D’ as a shorthand for a vague cluster of concepts when talking to them, just because the term resonates with them.”
“Okay. And what’s their word for their solar system?”
“Solar system.”
“Yes, what is their word for their solar system?”
“Their word for their particular solar system is Solar system.”
“...”
“Anyway, why are you even attempting to gather information by asking questions? When I came back from my undercover Earth mission, I submitted all my new knowledge to the galactic network. You could have downloaded a thousand times this amount of information into your brain in a literal heartbeat.”
“I wanted to have the human experience.”
A.S.
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A.S.
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