Greetings, fellow lights! Don Spectacularis here. Let us finally address the elephant in the room, shall we?
For those of you who are not on Instagram, here’s the gist of what happens over there: everybody posts pictures of themselves living THE BEST LIFE in the world. One look at it, and you’d think everyone’s having great food, great drinks, great vacations, great playtimes, great pets, great kids, great grandkids… and even a fabulous office life! Also, everybody is rich, pretty, funny, social and fit as a firefly. (Author’s Note: I don’t know how fit fireflies are, but I do love a good alliteration).
The reality? It is simply not possible to enjoy 24×7 happiness in a world full of duality; doesn’t MATTER how rich or powerful or famous or sexy you are. Not happening. Period. Besides, you can’t have your cake and eat it too. In other words, if you’re busy PHOTOGRAPHING your “happy moments” to show off to the world, chances are, you’re not even fully PRESENT to enjoy said happy moments. And I could go on and on about this. But that’s not really the point here.
The point – aka the “elephant in the room” – is that many of us are unwittingly trapped on ‘Spiritual Instagram’. Allow me to elaborate.
Every single day, many of us see articles and videos and podcasts and whatnot telling you that everyone out there is receiving genetic upgrades, telepathic activations, and getting daily visits from extraterrestrials or ascended masters. The reality? YOU haven’t even been able to get out of BED since forever.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that ascension isn’t happening; or that activations and upgrades aren’t coming our way. Yes they are, because this is an ascension timeline and we’re on the leading edge of it. Always have been. No stopping that.
What I AM talking about is that, OUR reality experience is FAR from a bed of roses and lotuses and happy flappy puppies. Instead, it is CHALLENGING as FUCK. And I can admit that because I’m NOT some 64th dimensional star family character who simply has to say “just feel yourself as love” or “your heart has all the answers”, when reality is that most of us are so very NUMB, that we can BARELY feel OURSELVES; and our heart has less answers than ChatGPT when you ask it to swear.
Don’t get me wrong here, for I’m so not here to be cynical or anything. Instead, I’m being realistic, because someone has to do that job.
Especially given that spirituality is all about that TRUTH with a capital T, and most channellings that I’ve read of late appear to be existing in the same world of delusion as Katy Perry when she calls herself an astronaut.
[ Or when she refers to herself as a musician, heh. ]
Jokes aside, you may have come across the following kind of spiritual messages in your journeys across the internet:
#1: CLICKBAIT Title Videos: “THE WORLD WILL CHANGE FOREVER IN APRIL [ OF CURRENT YEAR ]!!!” Said month comes and goes. Also, three more years pass after that with exactly NOTHING happening. Also also, said podcast gets like, THREE MILLION views (because fuck honesty, right?).
#2: Things We ALL Know ALREADY: Yes, grandma. We all know that the Deep State Cabal did [ all of these MEAN THINGS ] to us. Why are you (and multiple other grandmas across the world) repeating the same shit to me, over and over and over and over and over again? We heard you the first time, thanks (and keep the change).
#3: Meaningless: “Slowly breathe air into your diamond star plutonian chakra, to activate the toroidal shaped geomagnetic heiroglyphs at the base of your galactic navel quadrant……..what in the actual FUCK are you even SAYING, mate?”
#4: USELESS: “Truth is everywhere, you just need to see it.” (Author’s Note: “Gee thanks, Mr. Optometrist. Can you now give me my prescription eye glasses or do I need to contact Sir Socrates for the same?”)
#5: “STOP TRYING! JUST BE!!!!1!1!!”: Sure; but my LANDLORD is knocking on my DOOR for his monthly rent right NOW and just “be-ing” ain’t gonna CUT it.
There are (plenty) more categories to this but you get the picture.
Now, I’m not saying here AT ALL that ALL messages of this type are necessarily useless or anything; or that the people writing them always have bad intentions necessarily. All I’m saying here is that, MANY of us reading this have tried and tried and tried to achieve “telepathic communication” and/or “manifestation” and/or “going within” and whatnot, and have SO FAR not succeeded AT ALL (doesn’t mean that this will be the case forever). And that when we check out many of these clickbait, silly, or plain-meaningless-at-times articles/videos at times, either we are greatly discouraged, or that we lose ALL hope COMPLETELY.
I’m writing this article in the hopes that if you’re one of those people, that what I’m about to write below helps you REGAIN some of that HOPE.
And for that, I’ll go straight to the FACTS:
FACT #1: IT’S OKAY FOR CHAMPIONS TO LOSE.
If you have managed to stay alive in this INCREDIBLY challenging lifetime SO FAR, you are WITHOUT QUESTION a true CHAMPION. The strongest of the strong. A LEGEND in their OWN RIGHT.
Which means that even though you don’t (currently) have all of the “cool gifts” and “manifestation abilities” and “supernatural powers” that some of these channellers and their pet kittens seem to have, that DOES NOT mean that you are either weak or a loser. Far, FAR from it. You’ve thrived till now. And you WILL thrive beyond this, against all odds. Haven’t you always have, truly?
So feel free to HAVE some FAITH in yourself. Not because I’m saying this, but because you have PROVEN IT over and OVER AGAIN simply by being ALIVE and KICKING right now. End of story.
FACT #2: The NEW EARTH is your DESTINY; ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
Here I’ll address the BIGGEST concern on ALL of our minds here: the TIMING of it all.
Guys, plain LOGIC tells us that a planet ruled by (intelligent) DARKNESS for EONS is simply NOT going to be fixed in a few “years”. ESPECIALLY NOT when FREE WILL is involved.
NO Galactic Federation member or Ascended Master is going to risk gaining negative karma by trying to free us by overriding OUR OWN free will. And that should be as clear as DAY.
Now, if we look at the last 10 years, we can indeed see that MUCH has happened. And using THAT as our ‘scale’, we can clearly see some patterns emerging, from strictly a LOGICAL point of view.
Truth exposures (and even arrests of certain dark people) have FOR SURE increased. If you’ve been reading the news here and there, you can spot these pretty easily. And if it CONTINUES going that pace (which it simply HAS TO), we are BOUND TO HAVE the MASSIVE truth exposures and disclosures that we’ve been waiting for within the next 5 to 10 years. WITHOUT QUESTION.
More importantly, even the FACT that these things are even HAPPENING; AS ALSO the fact that all of us are not living in some authoritarian robot ruled DYSTOPIA right now, indicates that the light has indeed, WON.
Now, I’m NOT saying here that we can’t SPEED UP these timelines through our visualisation, intention and prayers. Because OF COURSE WE CAN. I’m just saying that if you apply PLAIN LOGIC and see our COLLECTIVE TRAJECTORY over the last 5-10 years alone, we’ve quite CLEARLY come a long, LONG way INDEED. Facts.
NO REASON for that pace to be DISCONTINUED; ESPECIALLY NOW that the LIGHT has WON.
FACT #3: REMEMBER what you’re MADE OF.
This is THE most important part of today’s message: STOP. Fucking. Underestimating. YOUR OWN SELF.
I’d read a channelling long time back that described us lightworkers as “foolhardy”. Foolhardy people – just so you know – are those who simply LOVE an adventure, no matter what the risks might be. They are also considered somewhat stupid.
Now, if you took a VERY CLOSE look at some of your motivations, you’ll find that deep down, you ABSOLUTELY fit said description. For you, deep down. ABSOLUTELY LOVE a good CHALLENGE. And also that you often tend to LOVE taking on more (challenges) than what you can even handle. And also that your innate desire to be BRAVE and COURAGEOUS and INDEPENDENT (even to the point of being a showoff) in the face of great problems, is fucking UNDENIABLE.
I know all of this NOT because I read your Sun Signs or anything, but because I AM indeed part of your EXACT SAME TRIBE.
This is why the Federation of Light (channelled by Blossom Goodchild), often reminds us that we CHOSE this.
They ain’t fuckin’ joking around.
And we also HAVE TO HAVE chosen this, because respect for FREE WILL is PARAMOUNT across all of EXISTENCE.
So I want you all to temporarily revisit your soul-level (prior to your birth) for a second, the place where you’re ALL POWERFUL and ALL KNOWING; and tell me that (deep down), this DOESN’T sound EXACTLY like YOU:
“Wait? You mean to say that I’ve been CHOSEN for the COOLEST assignment in the entire goddamned UNIVERSE? And that I’ll get to showcase ALL of my TALENTS and SKILLS to help the light WIN? BRING IT ON!!!!”
“What do you mean I’m afraid of the dark? I’m a CHILD OF GOD and I do NOT give a DAMN what someone throws at me!!!”
“Tell you WHAT, I’m SO DAMN POWERFUL I’ll even do it ALL BY MYSELF. You just fucking WATCH how I do it….like a BOSS.”
And when all of us ‘Chosen Ones’ finally gathered together in the group chat:
“Can’t BELIEVE they’re calling this a “tough task”, those utter pussies. We’ll SINGLE-HANDEDLY put an end to darkness like SUPERMAN stealing CANDIES from a BABY. Hah!”
FACTS: One simply does NOT end up becoming the “strongest of the strong” without some (advanced) stupidity, some arrogance, and (more than) a little foolhardiness. To learn more about how that works, contact an adventure sports lover near you.
What I’m trying to say here is this, OWN UP to how fucking UNSTOPPABLE you are. Because you have ALREADY proven this not only by being ALIVE and KICKING – all DESPITE your many challenges in life – but also because DESPITE ALL OF THAT, you STILL managed to awaken spiritually, and also find LOVE and KINDNESS and COMPASSION within!
So go wear that foolhardiness like a badge of honour, you incredibly powerful crazy people.
Which finally brings me to the end of my message. Some ACTUAL PRACTICAL TIPS to get through this shit…I mean shift:
TIP #1: Do NOT be AFRAID of ASKING for HELP.
If there’s one thing that foolhardy, EMPOWERED and “independent” souls like you and me have in common, it’s our annoying inability to ask for help. ESPECIALLY when we need it the MOST.
Except that NOW isn’t the TIME to fight your battles ALONE.
Do whatever it takes to find help. Pray every single day to ALL higher beings for that assistance.
Yes, they do exist. Yes, the help ABSOLUTELY does show up. ABSOLUTELY always, just stay open to it and keep asking for it!!!
Also, JOIN some like-minded spiritual groups. Or go CREATE some!!! Or FIND IT in the EraOfLight or YouTube comments sections!!!
Find a therapist if you can afford one. Or a hobby group.
ANYTHING’S BETTER than being all ALONE. Go FIGURE something OUT. I’ve ALREADY highlighted some of the ways here. Feel free to share others.
TIP #2: Find joy in bits and pieces.
Find joy when you’re bathing, as you enjoy the sheer BLISS of water flowing across your body. Take five minutes of your time to simply ENJOY some breathing, for that’s FREE JOY for you. Go out in nature wherever possible. Or play with a pet. Or sit by a potted plant. Or find just FIVE MINUTES from your day to create some quick doodles or art, or play music. Or write a poem. Or play a sport. Or take a mini nap. WHATEVER WORKS!!!
And do NOT tell me you that cannot even find FIVE MINUTES to spare out of TWENTY FOUR FUCKING HOURS. Even those with the WORST of lives can do that much. FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
Give yourself a CHALLENGE to find (or create) AS MANY tiny moments of joy throughout your day as possible. And as we all know this (about ourselves), we ALL love a good CHALLENGE, don’t we? 😉 😉
If not joy or love or fun, just see if you can find some simple PEACE or NEUTRALITY.
(Listen to Tibetan Singing Bowl videos on YouTube if you have to.)
[ ProTip: Guided Meditations (on YouTube) are fucking AWESOME too! Go try out one TODAY!!! ]
And when in times as difficult as THESE, CUT YOURSELF SOME SLACK.
DO WHAT IT TAKES now to ride through the storm. Throw a ball at a wall. Play a video game. Watch porn* if you have to. NOW is not the time for taking silly guilt trips. (Obviously, make sure not to do things in extremes, for moderation is key here).
[ *No, God does NOT care if you jack off to Kissa Sins. WHICH IS WHY God is also referred to as UN-CONDITIONAL Love, by the way. Checkmate, atheists. ]
TIP #3: Get a goddamn sense of humour.
I’m going to keep it pretty SIMPLE here: People without an ability to LAUGH at themselves (or the things around them) have a 99.99% CHANCE of being SWEPT AWAY by the STORM that is the Great Awakening.
Go read the stories of ANY legit enlightened and wise people. They could find humour in the most SERIOUS of situations. Yeah, even dark humour, for that matter.
The true enlightened ones are those who can smile through the TOUGHEST of times. For they ultimately KNOW how much of a big COSMIC JOKE this entire ILLUSION is. For they can SEE through the MATRIX.
They are WISE for a REASON, and SO are YOU.
So go crack some jokes. (Even dad jokes will do.)
Laugh at yourself. Even at your most trying situations.
Find the joke hidden somewhere.
BECOME the PUNCHLINE.
(I know it sounds like a cool Zen saying, right????!?)
Coz you have no fucking IDEA what a goddamn POWERFUL and ADVANCED spiritual skillset that is.
BONUS TIP: If at ANY point in your day you’re feeling joy, peace, love, or absolutely ANY of those positive vibes, do NOT forget to offer some GRATITUDE for it. Coz that vibration REALLY uplifts entire TIMELINES.
Also, if possible: PLEASE DO send some Love / Light / Prayers / Healing / Peace EVERY DAY to all other struggling LIGHTWORKERS out there; as also to the entire WORLD at large, especially, leaders of nations and soldiers alike!
Worry not, for you WILL get through this.
And yes, there may well be (MANY) times THROUGHOUT this transition when you feel that you’re “losing the plot” or are “utterly helpless” against situations.
RIDE THROUGH THAT STORM.
Because I most DEFINITELY fucking will.
And I’M as SKILLED (at this) as ANY of YOU are.
Signed,
The STRONGEST of the Strong.
